Everything you've ever wondered about. |
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Answers for those endless questionsEver thought "What's that?" or "How does that work?" or "How do I
get rid of that red stain?" |
| Cars |
Cars are metal boxes that get you from A to B, in the warm and dry, with loud music. My one is red. Those little lights on the dashboard that light up when you start the carI have recently discovered that these are not just to light up your watch. You actually need to pay attention to them. If they don't come on when you don't start the car, it doesn't just mean that you need a new bulb. Oil After taking my car in for its MOT the mechanic told me he tried to change the oil, but there wasn't any to take out. Anywhere. Apparently I was quite lucky. The little oil light would have been on all the time, it the wire hadn't been broken. Battery I found out recently the the battery light not coming on doesn't mean a dodgy bulb, it actually means that the alternator isn't charging the battery. That is why my radio kept cutting out, the dashboard lights were fading out, the fuel and temperature gauges stopped working, the head lights stopped working, as did the indicators. All this was while driving full speed down a dual carriage way, at night. I decided either my car was about to die, or I was about to be abducted by aliens. After finding somewhere slightly safer that the outside lane of an unlit main road to stop, a very nice man from the RAC came out and fitted a new alternator. I then drive home with music and lights. (I didn't attempt the heater) |
| Clubs |
When did things change? I remember when I used to go out to a club when it was light, and come home when it was dark.Now, we don't even decided to go out until after midnight, and by the time we leave, the sun's already up again. Also, I remember a time, when if you saw someone in a dress, you knew they were female. You didn't have to think, or check, you just knew. |
| Elvis? |
Why are you called Elvis? There are two reasons for this:1) There are too many Daves 2) My evil twin |
| God |
Is there a God? Either God or aliens have to exist.There is no way that the female brain could have evolved so differently to the male brain with out some one playing with it, possibly out of spite. There can be no other explanation for them. |
| Lateral Thinking |
Can you think out of the box? Out of the box??Most of the time I'm not even in the same room as the box! |
| Regrets |
Only one. |
| Scum |
What is that scum you sometimes get on a cup of tea? Scum is formed when the big tea molecules gang up on the smaller ones. They beat them up and try to throw them out of the cup, but as they aren't very strong the best they can do is push them to the surface. Sometimes the big and small molecules will get along fine, then you won't get scum. Some people mistakenly think that scum has something to do with the impurites in the water, and while studies have shown that these impurities can be trouble makers it is not currently thought that they alone can cause the level of unrest required to cause the large scale falling out between the molecues that is required to form a scum. Trying to stir the tea to mix the scum up is considered to be quite unfair, as all it does is reintroduce the smaller molecules into the large molecules, who think they have come back for more. This generally results in more of the small molecules being picked on, and therfore a larger amount of scum being pushed to the top. In summary, scum is the corpses of small tea molecules. |
| Sky |
What colour is the sky where you come from? I don't know, I don't get let out much. And when I do it's usually dark. |
| Women |
What was God thinking? It is my scientific belief that all women are telepathically
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